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Aquarianblue is female
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| Nymphomaniac Convention |
Posted Aug 19, 2008 at 2:04 pm |
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. A s he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. A s fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?'
She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really?' he said. ' A nd what kind of myths are there?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African- American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
' Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
'I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.'
'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.'
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| It's Getting Freaky Friends...lol |
Posted May 30, 2008 at 3:43 am |
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Just when I thought I was getting the
hang of this site,the comments I left aren't
looking as great as they usually do.
Now I'll have to figure out just what
I'm doing wrong in any comments I might leave.
I hate to mess up your pages...lol.
Sure hope you have a little patience guys.
Never fear I will learn.
This Blog thing is a real hoot too...lol.
Good thing I have to go soon.
How much more damage can I possibly
do thisd early in the day.
Later!
TGIF! I get the impression
today is going to be a
catastrophie on two legs.
This weekend sounds better
with each passing second.
Have a great day all!
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